Because I am a therapist

Because I am a referee

Because I am (apparently) a "fun sponge"

Because I am a pack-mule

Because I am a (sub-standard) chef

Because I am a personal shopper (who gets it wrong)

Because I am a shoulder to cry on

Because I am the holder of the stationary

Because I am a (very under-qualified) medical consultant

Because I am a listener and a listener and a listener

Because I am exhausted

Because I am never enough

Because I am nevertheless enough

(And so are you)