The Babylon Bee Sunday Update: New Website Design And Roe v. Wade ~ World Unsulved Mistery

What's Buzzing Behind The Scenes

We have debuted our long-awaited new website design! Our CTO Dan Dillon and his team of coding elves spent literally minutes working on it, so go check it out, poke around, and try not to break anything.

We're rolling out more features as we go, including more fun commenting and social features for our paying subscribers. If you want to become a subscriber of The Babylon Bee and help fund content that's way better than Disney's woke Lightyear, consider supporting The Babylon Bee. You also get to argue with other Bee fans in the comments, and you can't put a price tag on that.

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Editor's Picks

Our editors in their great wisdom have chosen the following grade-A Babylon Bee articles to share with you this week. Consume them now:

Trump 'I Did That' Stickers Appear On Nation's Shuttered Planned Parenthoods

Dems Pause January 6 Hearings To Call For Insurrection

Did Your Mom Abort You? Take The Quiz!

Empire Confiscates Luke Skywalker's Lightsaber Under New Red Flag Law

Inspiring Images

Here are a few of The Babylon Bee's timeless graphics and some inspirational quotes to help guide you this week. Download and share with your grandma.

And finally, our editors' new novel, The Postmodern Pilgrim's Progress, is out now! You can pick it up here or wherever else crazy sci-fi/fantasy allegories are sold:

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Have a great week and remember to tip your ushers and deacons.

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