British Investigate Colonial Insurrection & Elon Ends Twitter Deal: The Babylon Bee Week in Review

All the week's best, delivered straight to your eyeballs! The British formed a July 4th Commission to investigate the colonial insurrection, Elon Musk called off his Twitter purchase after realizing he can still read the Bee on its website, and the Impractical Jokers got a hold of Biden's cheat sheet: It's The Babylon Bee Week in Review!

British Parliament Forms July 4 Commission To Investigate Colonial Insurrection

LONDON — The British parliament has convened for an emergency session to investigate the events of July 4th, 1776 in the colonies across the Atlantic. Sources indicate an illegal insurrection took place there that cost many lives.... Read more

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