Daily Newsletter - August 2, 2022

Pelosi Cancels Taiwan Trip Over Fears of China's Newly Developed Vodka-Seeking Missile
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Pelosi Cancels Taiwan Trip Over Fears of China's Newly Developed Vodka-Seeking Missile

Pelosi Cancels Taiwan Trip Over Fears of China's Newly Developed Vodka-Seeking Missile

WASHINGTON, D.C. — House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has been forced to cancel her planned flight to Taiwan after China announced they have developed deadly surface-to-air vodka-seeking missiles. Read more

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Biden: 'We Are In A Pandemic Of The Quadruple Vaccinated'

Biden: 'We Are In A Pandemic Of The Quadruple Vaccinated'

Husband And Wife Ask Each Other What They Want For Dinner Over And Over Until They Starve To Death

Husband And Wife Ask Each Other What They Want For Dinner Over And Over Until They Starve To Death

Joel Osteen Berates Apostle Paul For Negative Self-Talk About Being 'Chief Of Sinners'

Joel Osteen Berates Apostle Paul For Negative Self-Talk About Being 'Chief Of Sinners'

NFL Sentences Deshaun Watson To 3 Seasons Of Playing For The Cleveland Browns

NFL Sentences Deshaun Watson To 3 Seasons Of Playing For The Cleveland Browns

Putin Awards Self Medal Of Freedom For Dropping Gas Prices

Putin Awards Self Medal Of Freedom For Dropping Gas Prices

Democrats Propose $800 Billion 'If You Don't Vote For This You Hate Puppies' Spending Bill

Democrats Propose $800 Billion 'If You Don't Vote For This You Hate Puppies' Spending Bill

Wife Quietly Disables Smoke Alarm Before Preparing Dinner

Wife Quietly Disables Smoke Alarm Before Preparing Dinner

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