Daily Newsletter - August 4, 2022

Here's A Complete List Of All The Problems That Have Been Solved By Government Spending
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Here's A Complete List Of All The Problems That Have Been Solved By Government Spending

Here's A Complete List Of All The Problems That Have Been Solved By Government Spending

Government spending solves so many problems! It must solve problems, right? Otherwise, they wouldn't keep doing it! Read more

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Saint Anthony Asks God What He Did To Deserve An Eternity Of Looking For Everyone's Car Keys

Saint Anthony Asks God What He Did To Deserve An Eternity Of Looking For Everyone's Car Keys

Demi Lovato Identifies As 'She/Her' Again After Discovering Her Car's Flat Tire

Demi Lovato Identifies As 'She/Her' Again After Discovering Her Car's Flat Tire

10 Great Ways For Teens To Rebel Against Their Progressive Parents

10 Great Ways For Teens To Rebel Against Their Progressive Parents

Wife Calms Down After Wise Counsel From Husband

Wife Calms Down After Wise Counsel From Husband

Teen Girl Who Got Gender Transition Surgery Because Of Demi Lovato Feeling Kinda Betrayed Right Now

Teen Girl Who Got Gender Transition Surgery Because Of Demi Lovato Feeling Kinda Betrayed Right Now

We Can't Wait To Watch 'Stranger Things', But Why Aren't We Searching For Spiritual Things? — Op-Ed By Youth Pastor

We Can't Wait To Watch 'Stranger Things', But Why Aren't We Searching For Spiritual Things? — Op-Ed By Youth Pastor

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