🐝 Strong, Independent Woman Needs Man To Leave Toilet Seat Down Or She Will Literally Fall In

HENDERSON, NV — Tough, independent woman Maggie Stallings once again told her husband today that he absolutely must leave the toilet seat down or she will actually fall into the commode.

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